Durk (@shreksmammy) 's Twitter Profile
Durk

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I am a lie xoxo (she/her)

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vera much (@loveyouveramuch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The bears are taking ozempic and becoming otters. the otters are getting laser and becoming twinks. the twinks are injecting E and becoming dolls. the dolls are getting their hair cut and becoming butches. And the butches, the butches are taking T and becoming bears

David Opie (@davidopie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“And with all due respect to Mr. Ben Mankiewicz, using AI to preserve the magic of The Wizard of Oz is like using cancer to preserve the function of a pancreas.”

liam cunningham (@liamcunningham1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fine Gael have disgraced themselves even further. I urge you to vote for a decent person to represent our country on the international stage. Vote Catherine Connelly. If you’re young, don’t think your vote doesn’t matter. It’s what they want you to believe. VOTE!!!

cakejumper 🍰🦊 (@itscakejumper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

From now on when I mention drinking tea and someone online goes "TEA! BRITISH! TEA DRINKERS MUST BE BRITISH!" I will bring out THE PER-CAPITA TEA CONSUMPTION RANKINGS

From now on when I mention drinking tea and someone online goes "TEA! BRITISH! TEA DRINKERS MUST BE BRITISH!" I will bring out THE PER-CAPITA TEA CONSUMPTION RANKINGS