#hotwife #hotwifing #stag

I set up a gang bang for a hot wifey yesterday and one of the guys flaked. So we were all disappointed. I stepped in like a chivalrous knight and we were all still disappointed lol. #groupproject

If you’re not watching porn in public bc you haven’t bought earbuds, you don’t deserve the porn or the earbuds. Ok that may have been hard harsh. But you should really listen to this.

I firmly believe that every woman deserves to experience this.

My Proposed New Cuckolding Terms

1. CameraSutra - A. sexual connection primarily through recording; B. positions women contort themselves into for pics

2. Black Average - average penis length specific to black men. Ex: “is your white boyfriend hung?” “Yes, he’s back average.”

My Proposed New Cuckolding Terms (cont’)

3. Simpin’ Pimpin’ - A. a man who has success wooing women by kissing their asses (not literally) B. when you hook your lady up with other men so she’ll like you more

4. A Fill-Her-Up - a raw dog quickie in a car

#simpinpimpin

My Proposed New Cuckolding Terms (Pt 3)

5. Snow-hare - an unattractive white woman into black men

6. Cuckblocking - when you have to go through the husband to get to the wife

7. Benefits With Friends - friendship with a guy who fucks your wife bc you see him so often

#cuckold

My New Proposed Cuckolding Terms (Pt. 5)

8. Shuffle Muffle - turning down the volume on the sexy time playlist to mitigate the awkwardness of the “N-word” when the wife’s fucking a black man

9. Cockfished - when a guy’s cock is smaller than the pics made it seem

#cockfished