In my OOTP save, Wood is currently at 893 homers at Age 41 and barely slowing down.

I ain't trustin none of yall after this LOL

Bregman would have crushed any of those middle-middle pitches like last year. Come on yall.

Cooper Hummel should thrown it slower

Why are both Trea Turner and Bobby Witt Jr. hurt dawg?

The Astros #LostForHaru 💔

Raptors didn't want to do this trade because it also involved getting Westbrook in exchange for Siakam/FVV + 4 1st rounders.... yikes in hindsight.

Last night: "Abreu is ass" Tonight: "Abreu has ass"

The 2025 Astros described in Napoleonic Quotes (Altuve and Nap are the same height): "Bones cracked in the ballclub like glass in a hailstorm." "This is beginning to be very serious." "Our situation is unparalleled. If Espada extricates us, he must have the devil in him."

This week in Astros baseball:

We throw out the term "devil magic" a lot in baseball, but this year's Mariners might be the first team to unironically be a vessel of it. Gross.

If I had a nickel for everytime the Mariners fanbase was obsessed about an ALDS...

Sherman: "Well Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant: "Yes, lick em tomorrow though."

I rewatched Epic History's Napoleon series, and seeing the 1812-1814 fall of Napoleon is an eerily similar timeline to the 2023-2025 Astros decline. We'll see shortly if this is truly the end.

Anyone remember the time the Astros almost came back from down 3-0 against the Rays? That's the best case scenario for our season now.

Nick Hernandez gotta be the worst pitcher in franchise history

Non-ball knowers don't realize that the AL MVP winner from 1995-2002 was arguably given to a lesser deserving candidate if you only look at the stats and WAR (minus 1997). 2017 was FAR from the worst "robbery"

What is even the point of WC6? None of these 3 teams wanna play in the playoffs lmao