this a renaissance painting

when i die, all my friends can bring a potato peeler to my funeral and choose their favorite tattoo to keep as a participation trophy

adhd so severe i got ad4k

Nah WTF yall hear what im hearing?

this generation is so cooked bruh

who let bro drive stick 😭😭

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If you're ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Facebook Marketplace

please keep my poppop in your thoughts, your prayers, your heart, whatever it is that you think will work. i got a call at work and was told to get to him as soon as possible bc they don’t know how much longer he’s gonna be with us. it was so sudden. i can’t lose him.

he’s gone…

gonna teach him to find my missing 10mm’s next

6 months sober 🙂

parker cannon just sang carousel with blink ‼️

he has the zoomies

“why didn’t you wave back?” my glasses when i got out of my car: