You want a puppy? ... correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t you kill an artificial plant last year. Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

Calm down babe, your makeup’s developing a fault line. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

“I can’t go home smelling like sex, what’ll I tell my boyfriend?” Idk babe, what’d ya usually tell him? Annnd that’s how the fight started.

Maybe if you were as good at blowjobs as you are at eye rolling, perhaps you would be married by now... that’s all I’m sayin. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

Who ya gonna believe babe... me or some random police report. Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

That’s not a bikini babe, that’s a cry for help. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

Uh oh... I recognize that cry, that’s the “I got on the scale again” cry. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

*During sex Sooo... is your sister dating anyone? Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

Well well well, if it isn’t the ghost of pussy present. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

ME?… Bitch, you’re one to talk, you spend more time stalking your Ex than Algebra. Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

“Why’s there glitter on your passenger seat?” What is this… a witch hunt. Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

What kinda job you looking for, babe? “Idk maybe a wedding or party planer, a hostess, maybe a TV traffic girl.” Hmm ok, let’s just say, those jobs all went to young, bright, fun, cheerful, pleasant women, then what? Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

Idk babe, maybe you’re not bloated at all, maybe you’re just fat. Annnd that’s how the fight started.

“Why’d you flick Holy Water on me?” No reason… saw it in movie once… thought it might sizzle. Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

Well if you’re here … then who’s in Loch Ness? Annnnd that’s how the fight started.

Is it my imagination, or was your cooking better when the Smoke Detector was broken? Annnnnd that’s how the fight started.

have some fun before the end of time

"Way to get kidnapped, you Nimrod"

Needed to do a better job at reading the defense.

That is some good weed.