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Halloween from the top floor. No tricks/treats. Costumed kids, you'd best jog on. #Halloween2025 #Halloween #haiku #haikupoem

The greatest midfielder and captain the club have ever had. Separate the player from the manager. #LFC

Willie Young dead aged 73: Tributes pour in as former Arsenal and Tottenham footballer passes away trib.al/Rxg8fkA

This week's gigs. #comedy #standupcomedy

On the bus. Ear buds in. A man points to my side. I've dropped my hand gel. #Haiku

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Reduced packaging, Amazon? Sure. But don’t dump my parcels outside. #Hailku #haikuchallenge

Completely unnecessary away strip from Newcastle United today. Wear your colours. #WHUNEW

Wear your colours Newcastle United. Zero need for the green nonsense at West Ham today. #WHUNEW

Frank's open-mouthed gum mastication at Spurs or Guardiola's relentless spitting at City: what's worse? #COYS #MCFC

My neighbours have loud sex. They must know I hear them. But orgasms come first. #Haiku #haikupoem

NEW on my #substack 'The Desk'. Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/4oUAkUv #writing

Another NEW #substack post from Daniel Tizon. #substacknewsletter #writing

A possible small step in tackling the rampant OCDs. Read and subscribe @ bit.ly/3LnogwA #writing #OCD

Homeless Woman asks "Any change?" No, I say. "C**t," she snaps. Colourful. #haiku #writing #humour

Sunday 9th November, Daniel Tizon is appearing here. #comedy #standup #brockley

Please Thomas Frank, I'm begging you, close your mouth when chewing gum. Five years of seeing this now on the touchline. #TOTMUN #COYS

Bald men with the high surround and muddy pitches. I miss old football. #haiku #haikupoetry #football