This is my 1st time living without a bathtub and I’m struggling plz I need to rot in a tub for 4 hours plz god

HAPPIEST GIRL I FOUND COKE SLUSH FINALLY

Moving back to sj in September so I can make it big and get on the mobile care sj reel

I woke up today and I just can’t stop seeing my nose. Like everywhere I look I also see my nose. Did it grow in my sleep???

A woman I work with who is twice my age asked me for a tampon and I as I handed it to her and looked into her eyes it really set in that I’m not even half way through this monthly hell ride

Different 13/14 year old boys in my neighbourhood keep telling me they like my car … I’m either super cool or they’re all plotting against me

Eating spaghetti and meatballs alone on a bench!!!

Guess I’m stuck w this phone for the rest of my life cuz I ain’t ever updating this app

Naps are a balance, naps are an art if I nap for 20 minutes I wake up with the zoomies bursting with energy but if I nap longer …. I become possessed by an evil cranky demon

(I napped for too long today send my bf ur thoughts & prayers)

LOL some janked up lady saw my NB license plate and yelled at me as I got out of my car GO BACK TO UR OWN COUNTRY

I first burst out laughing and then said look at a map babe

Ok but will the eclipse hurt all of the animals’ eyes???!!!???

Pass the digestive cookies I need a snack

MY BESTIE CAME TO ONTARIO crazy how seeing a friend who knows you inside & out can completely mend your heart!!!

It’s only when I’m trying to go to bed or take a nap that my upstairs neighbour starts tap dancing in steel toed boots

Of course on my good hair day we find out one of our clients has lice

Got a very honest compliment and I will take it: “Jen you look insanely frazzled but very pretty today”

Why did a choose a career path that will not allow me to eat nuts for a snack

Had a dream I pulled a giant worm out of my nose I’m disturbed