A few years from now, discovering a red MAGA hat in a relative's attic will be akin to finding Nazi memorabilia.

Our Israel first, America last pedo president used multiple Tomahawk precision guided missiles to blow up a children’s school in Iran. Trump has used your tax dollars to murder 180 little girls, let that sink in.

The reason we can type, “Donald Trump is a rapist of children” without being sued by said individual is because it is true. Donald John Trump, the current 47th president, is a child rapist who threatened to kill the same little girls he raped. Sue me. He can’t since … he is.

No, you are stupid if you supported Trump at any time.

I'd like to apologize to every MAGA I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. You people are all fucking terrible.

Very obvious who has the moral high ground right now, and it absolutely is not the United States.

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

BREAKING: Iran announces that any Arab or European country that expels Israeli and US ambassadors will be granted free passage through the Strait of Hormuz.

i never worry about spending because money is attracted to me and always comes to me tenfold

Better headline: "7 year old killed by anti-vax parents"

When he’s the nerdy, unintentionally funny, niche references type of guy

I’m making a disgusting amount of money this year

Saw a mans post that said “Y'all can keep the girls that wanna go 50/50. l like mine showing me hauls of what she bought with my card” and all I can say is, may that type of man find me!

naaalala ko yung mga nagsabe na “baket apektado kayo sa eleksyon at pagkapanalo ni trump sa amerika, taga amerika ba kayo?” OH AYAN TANGENA NYO BUONG MUNDO APEKTADO KAHIT IKAW PUTANGINAMOKA!

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

why what happened

LEWIS HAMILTON’S INSANE SPRINT START 🔥😭