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you're gonna wanna see this

Let's all go back: homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoaw…

I swear I used to be able to go weeks without drinking straight water and now if I don't drink 8 cups a day I get a fucked up headache.

Watching Yellowjackets. Craziest thing about it is that I'm apparently supposed to think Christina Ricci is unattractive.

Peace be with you

youtu.be/Fi2d7mN-EzU

Drag queen names I would consider using: Eau'xian Atlantique Demerara Sugar Axl Wagonwheel Piloncillo Turbinado Domme LaFleur MK Ulta

If your website requires me to go into the order form just to look at the menu, your website is bad and you should feel bad, and kill yourself.

I saw this and offered her the role of Mama (Lockne) in Death Stranding.

The Gorilla going to the club after smokin 100 dumb mfs

Started watching Severance. Look, at least they're not in the service industry.

You can’t escape us. May 26, 2026 it is then.

Imagine if the population of Boston started going back to Ireland and kicking off the irish from their homes and claiming that they (the Bostonians) are the true irishmen and that the irish are actually british and then push them all to County Sligo and then bombard it

Desire to kill myself in direct conflict with my aversion to inconveniencing anybody.

it’s time

Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way. Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power. Now here comes the math… Outta those 100 men, maybe 25%