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A hot cup of masala chai would be clutch right now.

Tangu floods zianze sijaskia 'naguo mugunda witu wa Wema Gardens Phase 5 riu wina reaaadddyy title deeds'

Hip Hop saved my Life.

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Every time I see Kenyans saying Kenyans have lost their moral compass because of small small rose vibrators, dildos and bondage kink BDSM, I read a more WTF post that makes me realise we are in fact doing very okay.

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I am being told by some dudes huku Naivasha that some guys decided to grab jemebes & go to Mai Mahiu to try & find bodies of their kinfolks buried in that landslide. Kwani Gava & the County of Nakuru hawana watu huko doing that job???

Hii system mpya ya E-tims, uki login uweke LPO number, alafu u save kama draft, system ina run hiyo number. Ikiipata iko valid, ina process automatically kwa background. Uki log back, hakuna draft. System ishatengeza risiti ya Invoice. 🤣
Zakayo, Mungu anakuona.
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I'm sorry but with this bunch we are not making it out anytime soon brethren.
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Hypothetically speaking.
Saa hii unaeza unalive mtu, umrushe back seat, uende flooded area, slide it into the murky waters. Ina surface baaaadaye bloated, stuck between debris.

Allegedly.
IMO.

Niko na Adidas flani kama hii. Imeishi mpaka nikachoka nayo nikaifanya ya nduki na bado haidedi kabisa.

We came up with this smart idea that if we made them pay more taxes, we'd have more money for govt to do these disaster management activity things. So we increased taxes but corporate laid off staff.
So now, neither can do either.

Twasonga mbele milele.

Mjengo twitter, what’s the price of a tipper of 1/2” ballast - Nairobi/ Nairobi West Area

Subject of #FertileDeception investigation Josiah Kariuki, NCPB officials to be charged

My apologies good pals. I didn't mean it.

Mhesh ame edit aka diliti but tulikuwa tumemuekea vizuri.
Mnasema blackout at the airport is okay before 7Am?
Airport hufunguliwa asubuhi kama kibanda ya Mahamri?

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Hawa watu wako sawa kweli?
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One of the best and baddest artist I've ever seen around.
Achieving this level of mastery and detail NA BIRO pen is quite something tbh.

And then we have our CS for Luo Affairs.

Several hotels, lodges, camps in Maasai Mara Game Reserve submerged after Telek River burst its banks, tourists stranded, Chief Park Warden Stephen Minis says. standardmedia.co.ke

The MAI-Mahiu tragedy was AVOIDABLE. Here is our investigation 👇

Mohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist Larry Madowo Larry is not your bro. Wewe tafuta failures wa UDA those are your brothers.