they’re literally the lesbian moms from The Grinch

Now that Dick Cheney is dead I can finally re-register as an organ donor.

I really want tacos/pizza and to go to sleep.

Got the neuro approval for my hysterectomy 😭😭😭

punching the air bc this should’ve been on the moodboard

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

My fat ass KNOWS thats dominos!!!!! Is it good? No. But do you sometimes need to eat it? Yes.

Our exchange 🤣🤣

My favorite form of science, fr

I just know bugs rent these out for weddings

Yeah. That and the stabbing. Mostly the stabbing tbh.

🧸🥐 cancer risings: Mercury Retrograde moodboard horoscope 🥐🧸 🫧 Mercury Retrograde In Sagittarius 11/9 🫧 Mercury Retrograde In Scorpio 11/19 🫧 Mercury Retrograde Ends 11/29

I know it’s probably because I don’t drink anymore due to the whole alcoholism thing—but this looks dangerous and gross.

Leonard Williams is 6′ 5″ and 310 lbs by the way

I never met a solid woman from Spokane …

Kids keep talking about 6-7 wait until yall learn bout 9-5

BEANS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN CHILI. BEANLESS CHILI IS JUST MEAT SOUP.

Maxx Crosby, no one will blame you brother.

As someone who grew up in Snohomish County—this kid SCREAMMMSSSS ‘I grew up in Monroe’ 😭🤣😂😭

I’m trying to find the knife steel that sharpened all these cutting tools because DAMN—they sharp AF.