Before drinking alcohol : Fuck bitches, I'm a playa After 5 pegs : Tu pyar hai kisi aur ka, tujhe chaahta koi aur hai

Fact. x.com/9GAG/status/67…

Something to think about. x.com/FootballFunnys…

Very deep 🤓 x.com/9GAG/status/67…

You see the waiter bringing food. But he passes yo. And goes ahead to Miss Philippines' table. You're left sitting there like Miss Colombia.

Lucky guy x.com/FootballFunnys…

I know that feel 😢 Anthony Dsouza lol x.com/pakalupapito/s…

Fuckin always 😧 x.com/pakalupapito/s…

[Hospital] Son : Doctor, how is my mom now? Mom [crying in pain in background] : Aah aah aah aah Doctor : stayin' alive, stayin' live

Last two 😍 x.com/9GAG/status/69…

Love 😍😍 x.com/9GAG/status/69…

Priceless 😍 x.com/FootballFunnys…

Hahaha referee thug life 😎 x.com/FootballFunnys…

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 186! #WordBrain #words