Not what I needed, or expected, but I’ll make it play

Gotta love the sights in the caddie shack shitter

In the parking lot? Yes. #expand

No tee times and playing mini golf. What the fuck do you mean a family just asked us to play through?

Thanks for buying the wife and I crumbl mom!

Wife in the fitting room = asserting my position

Taming the hound #hood

Is this what you call a setup?

All for the small price of $300 I can lose your ball, take 6 cart rips, and give you the worst read of your life. But at least I’ll throw in a free zyn if you’re lucky

Will I ever get it again? No. Did I enjoy it while it lasted? Yes.

Yeah, I really needed my boss reminding me I’m missing out on hundreds this weekend for my little cousins recital

Did I bring a caniac combo on the train? Yes. Check my melanin count because I do not give a fuck about the people around me

Gonna crank the hog one last time then eat a tide pod #rapefsubaseball

Yes I’m getting paid $500 for this

Quick loop with some milfs on this fine rainy day 🪵

Got a cramp walking the hound - just thought I’d share. And yes, I take pride in my monkey feet.

Really forgot my zyns before an 8 hour flight. Time to see what kind of man I really am

O/U 4.5 bites

Does getting a 100 on the accounting final mean I get to rape Paterson and his six wives? I think so.

Tale as old as time