Today’s internet lesson: Money isn’t real! 1 week later:

Memecoin spaces be 20 dudes down bad calling each other "legend" while praying to a dog pic 💀

Two billionaires beefing like it’s WrestleMania and somehow my portfolio’s the one getting body slammed. $hitpost

Crypto is easy just be dumb and hit buy $hitpost #Memecoin

Launching memes on Sonic Labs is about to be easier than ever. Every post becomes a tradable micro-economy. No longer need the stress to build a website, logo, name, etc.. Welcome to the shitcoin feed! ShitPost

Professional shitposter will soon be a legit career. Benefits include: zero sleep, constant dopamine hits, and getting paid to argue with strangers online

How do you make money on ShitPost? WiFi ✅ Opinions ✅ Mild emotional instability ✅ You’re early. Get weird.

Y'all spending hours researching coins, and $SHITPOST is just out here trolling and stacking bags like it's nothing. 💀

Supercycle...

GM future millionaires

$S Sonic community we hear you! we’re coming… with charts, chaos, and probably too much caffeine!!

When you’re this close to throwing shade at work but remember you need your paycheck to buy more Bitcoin. Silence it is. 😶💰 #Adulting

Why is ShitPost bullish? Because launching a token is literally as easy as tweeting nonsense like this. Try the demo on shitpost.com and witness the power of degen simplicity.

I want to pump 🫵 bags!

Invested in a coin because someone on TikTok said “it gives millionaire vibes” now I flinch when I open my wallet app.

Post it, watch it pump, and get paid every time someone buys or sells it. Likes + comments = visibility boost This is SocialFi turned up!

Them money can’t buy happiness. $hitpost #memecoin

No techy BS. No corporate suits. Just community, humor, and vibes. $hitpost #memecoin

Crypto trenches ain't for the weak… it's Red Bull for dinner, wallet on life support, and yelling “SEND IT” 🫡 GET READY SONIC $S July will have fireworks!

Making the perfect meme takes skill… But firing off a random shitpost? That’s talentless and profitable.