How did you get this video of my Midland girlfriend? Cease and desist!

I guess no one told Taylor Sheridan about a cheater pipe 🙄

4 more months 🥴

We know Trump’s Drill, Baby, Drill campaign isn’t going to do much to activity levels. But what would help me make investments faster - speeding up ROW approval on Fed land. Why the hell does it take 4-5 months to get Fed ROW? Donald J. Trump tell these BLM bozos to hurry up!

Your outie is a poor steward of capital Your outie drills Tier 3 rock Your outie flares 28.4% of its gas Your outie has a large golden parachute Your outie gets kickbacks from key vendors Your outie is 4x levered and unhedged

Hey baby, I know you know of Ariat but have you ever heard of Peter Millar

I would never wish for someone’s kid to have a disease or disability, that would be despicable. But is it evil to hope that your nemesis’s kid sucks at sports? Like I hope that guy’s future kid is heathy and happy and just absolutely unathletic as shit. #embracedebate

Happy birthday Kai! We love you. I love you. Even more today than ever

Why the normies love Luigi: Yay, death to the capitalist pig CEO Why I love Luigi: Once-in-a-generation $UNH 50% off sale

Wow bombshell $5.6B deal from $EOG buying Encino Constantly promise investors you’re not going to do “expensive M&A” - and then do expensive M&A! Now that’s some shitco dealings right there from EOG. Love to see it reuters.com/business/energ…

OH MY GOD PHIL MICKELSON IS A SHITCO SIMP TOO!!!

Admin reveal 😎

The Texas Hedge finally pays off. LFG

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Get this man on a casing crew ASAP

Any time I visit a foreign country: “Who owns these hotel boats? The market seems very fragmented. I bet there would be considerable economies of scale. Hmm… seems prime for consolidation.” -Me, who has no intention of moving to Egypt to roll up Nile River cruises