beetlejuice beetlejuice was so fun btw much better than the first one

good morning to those who celebrate

this is me to people on instagram, I’m OK with people from here finding me on ig but never OK with the other way around

I approve this message

playing assassin’s creed valhalla and telling myself how much I hate winter every 5 minutes

ok you guys should stop liking that tweet before they put me in twitter jail 🫠

me to my plants I keep forgetting to water

panting like a dog

illegal transgender alien superstar

springfield dog eating son or transgender illegal alien daughter?

stan accounts are shaking

I need more oomfs who are into metal, hard rock and punk rock, I need new music 👀

me myself and I checking oomf’s insides

us in the kitchen at 2am waiting for our frozen pizza to be ready

this and beer after swimming in the sea might actually fix me

I have been telling different stories to nosy strangers for a long time and it’s so much fun, definitely recommended.

why are phone brands so obsessed with ai and folding phones while the batteries don’t even last 1 full day😑

guys I’m not ready for monday can we rewind the weekend?

a guy in turkey is using my photos to catfish girls on bumble and a girl found my ig through image search and warned me about it and in a weird way it made my day 🥹snjfjfjf