Shinji's nasty ass boy musk has alerted the authorities to my Albanian drug den causing me to vaporize an entire police unit

btw when people with ai art/ghibli ai pfps follow me I literally remove them I don’t like you guys

BIRTHDAY Shinji fact!! No one showed up to his birthday party. What a LOSER!!!

Silly Shinji! Your friends just got delayed! Look, everyone’s here just to celebrate your birthday!! There’s no need to cry!

Hideaki Anno was asked in what order you should watch #Evangelion: "I don't care" Source: Awesome Shinji Facts

Bisexual Shinji fact: yeah he’s bisexual and stuff

"I completely forgot about these leftovers in the fridge, I hope they're still good" The humble yet fast spreading mold spore:

Awesome Shinji fact:

Shinji has died

How would these two interact if they were in the same show?

me after I shit

my dad abandoned me as a child after my mom died and only came back into my life years later when I was 14 because I found out he was involved in an underground secret military and he wanted to draft me to fight as a child soldier for his operation