⠀ Having lunch with my girlfriend and friends. ⠀

ㅤ It is no time to rest. ㅤ It is time for men, dou && kote. ㅤ ㅤㅤ 〝 Men! Dou! Kote! Men—dou—kote! Men—dou—kote! Men—dou—kote! Men—dou—kote—men—dou—kote—men—dou—kote—𝗺𝗲𝗻—𝗱𝗼𝘂—𝗸𝗼𝘁𝗲—𝗺𝗲𝗻—𝗱𝗼𝘂—𝗸𝗼𝘁𝗲—𝗺𝗲𝗻—𝗱𝗼𝘂—𝗸𝗼𝘁𝗲— 〞 ㅤ

ㅤ 〝 . . . 𝗞𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗨! 〞 Men, dou, kote. . . and now kutsu, bamboo sword striking hard at the flying shoe && sending it crashing straight through a window. 〝 MANKANSHOKU! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 〞 ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ 〝 IT WAS MANKANSHOKU'S FAULT —— TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF MY FACE BEFORE I 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙, JAKUZURE! 〞 ㅤ

ㅤ ／ average klk enjoyer ( rip my wallet ) ㅤ

ㅤ THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME, NO—STAR SLACKERS?! PLAYTIME'S OVER! NOW DROP TO THE GROUND AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH—UPS SO YOU CAN FAIL NOT EVEN 8 REPS IN AND REALIZE JUST HOW WEAK YOU ARE! ㅤ

ㅤ ( 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗖 𝗚𝗔𝗦𝗣. ) HOW DARE THEY TURN SATSUKI—SAMA INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE?! ㅤ

ㅤ YOU FOOL! THIS IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF REACTION THEY WANT TO ELICIT FROM YOU! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS ABSOLUTE MOCKERY OF SATSUKI—SAMA'S IMAGE! AND I'LL TELL YOU ONE MORE THING! STOP BRINGING YOUR SILLY LITTLE STUFFED TOYS TO OUR STRATEGY MEETINGS! ㅤ

ㅤ I CAN'T SEE THE BENEFIT BECAUSE THERE IS NONE! WHAT I CAN SEE HOWEVER IS THAT THIS IS AN AFFRONT TO SATSUKI—SAMA AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS MATTER IS SWIFTLY DEALT WITH BEFORE IT HAS A CHANCE TO REACH HER EARS! . . . ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶜᵃˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢˑ ㅤ

ㅤ H'AAH? THAT RIGHT? THEN I GUESS IT WAS 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 AN HONOR SERVING SATSUKI—SAMA ALONGSIDE YOU, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THEY'RE EVER HITTING THE MARKET! DON'T WORRY, THOUGH ——— ONCE YOU'RE GONE, I'LL SEE TO IT ALL OF YOUR BABIES ARE LEFT UNDER MANKANSHOKU'S CARE! ㅤ

ㅤ YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT HEADACHES WITH A VOICE LIKE YOURS, LOUDMOUTHED SNAKE? 💢 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHARP MY HEARING IS NOW? I SHOULD BE AWARDED A PRIZE FOR BEING ABLE TO COEXIST WITH SOMEONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE A SQUEAKY TOY THAT'S BEEN POSSESSED BY A BANSHEE! ㅤ

OH , YEAH ? ! WELL , YOU'VE MADE THE STUPIDEST MISTAKE EVER , YOU STUPID MONKEY ! LISTEN ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

ㅤ CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THIS RIDICULOUSLY ANNOYING, COMICALLY TINY WOMAN UP BEFORE MY EARDRUMS EXPLODE??? ㅤ

ㅤ WHEN A MAN'S TRYING TO SETTLE A SCORE, YOU STAY 𝗢𝗨𝗧 OF IT, YOU 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧 YOUR MOUTH AND YOU 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR INTERFERING IN MY MATCH AGAINST MATOI! NOW SCRAM BEFORE I LET SATSUKI—SAMA KNOW YOU'RE STINKING UP THE PLACE WITH YOUR CHEAP PERFUME! ㅤ

ㅤ THAT WASN'T A SUGGESTION, THAT WASN'T AN INVITATION! GO BACK TO THE PLUSHIE—FILLED, DORITOS—SMELLING EIGHT CIRCLE OF HELL YOU DARE TO CALL A ROOM! ㅤ

ㅤ H'OOOH~? WHAT AN HONOR TO BE WORTH THE GRAND COUTURIER'S TIME. . . 𝗠𝗬 𝗔𝗦𝗦! SATSUKI—SAMA'S ORDERS WERE VERY CLEAR: YOU'RE BANNED FROM HONNŌJI ACADEMY, HARIME NUI! ㅤ STAY IF YOU WANT A TASTE OF MY BAMBOO SWORD! ㅤ