One more sleep till Carrick's ball 🥹🔥🔥🤭

Michael Carrick’s Manchester United plays football today. The whole world is happy.

Bruno assists. Mbeumo scores. Sesko scores. Cunha masterclass. Lammens clean sheet. Haters tears

One thing I hate about being an adult is that I will never get the chance to live with all my siblings in the same house again. Those guys are amazing 😭❤️

From Onana to Lammens From Antony to Mbeumo From Garnacho to Cunha From Hojlund to Sesko From Amorim to Carrick From Suffering to Unlimited enjoyment From 15th to 3rd position What a beautiful time to be alive.

"Hack their drone and direct it here".

It's game day 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂

So tell me, who taught you how to pronounce Kvaratskhelia?

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The same way I still call this app Twitter is the same way that AFCON still belongs to Senegal in my head.

After Bournemouth, there’s no United game for 25 days…

Manchester United to Bournemouth 😂

In case you’re having a bad day; tekapo ubwali limbi ninsala.

Me, eating the money she sent for a vasectomy.

😭😂😂

Wherever this man is, I hope he is happy that we are finally playing Argentina.😂😂

Making love Fvcking

Advantages of staying near your workplace.

men want one thing and it's not sex, it's to watch arsenal bottle every trophy known to mankind....

THE WORLD SHOULDN'T BE THIS QUIET ABOUT TRUMP PLANNING TO EXTERMINATE AN ENTIRE COUNTRY... Over what? Power & Control? Am going to say this again, I have never wished quick death to anyone the way I do for that trump pig. Panyo pake chi color uja!!