Trump likes easy answers. He should just release the health care plan he told Chris Wallace he would release in 2 weeks in July of 2020.

Venezuela stole US land? Susie was right. The personality of an alcoholic.

I promise I’ll only want to go outside 17 more times after this.

Trumpers are outraged about expropriated U.S. assets in Venezuela they didn’t know existed until last night.

Thought I was past the stage of life where I’d need to tell our kids not to bring snowballs into the house.

Bullying ≠ Respect

The results of today’s Michael Smerconish poll, whose radio audience consists mostly of independents and center left and right voters. Looks like they’ve had enough.

Same old, same old

Don’t forget to put a tennis ball in your mouth to ensure a fully restful sleep.

Got notice at work of a 3rd price increase from our largest supplier since Liberation Day. Tariffs is my least favorite word.

I’ll trade you one “you don’t have to release the 2nd boat hit tape” for one “let Jack Smith testify in public on TV.”

Better to wait for a BOGO on the testicles.

The only shocker is that he left Kennedy in the name.

Where’s Kristi Noem? She’s missing an opportunity to dress in a lab coat.

Made the mistake of watching a few sad dog videos. How do I get my timeline back?

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Changes the name of the Kennedy Center. You know a Trump postage stamp and some type of currency are next.

When will this be the Trump Washington Monument?