Calling it: 97% likelihood for total fatalities; either a breach or stuck in the muck. Tell you what, though: I’ve never heard of a search at this level for the migrants going missing, year over year — and those folks braved open ocean out of necessity, not tourism.

NOOOOOOO Michael Keaton Batman Beyond Movie Was Planned Before The Flash’s Crash yahoo.com/entertainment/…

So, let me get this straight: yesterday the Supreme Court ruled colleges CAN’T discriminate on the basis of race but today they ruled that a web designer CAN discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community? Sorry, but this Court is so freaking messed up.

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

By freeing millions of Americans from the crushing burden of student debt: More homes would have been bought. More businesses would have been started. More couples would have had the confidence to start families. The Republican elected officials who sued us blocked all of it.

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

Finding out that Elon did not, in fact, decide to rate limit users and instead decided that story was just the best coverup for pushing code that made the site DDoS itself is actually fucking hilarious

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

So excited that my latest story for LAist is out now. This one is for everyone who's tired of finding out about the $10 show the day after it happens. laist.com/news/arts-and-…

They literally delisted films and shows from streamers to keep talent from receiving meager residuals and are somehow surprised that a strike is happening.

Our Office is investigating the tree trimming that occurred outside Universal Studios where workers, writers, and actors are exercising their right to picket. The trimmed trees are LA City managed street trees. (Before and after photos below)

Special guest reveal! @BrennanLM is joining us for our Ragnarok ttrpg.show this Saturday at #GenCon2023 ! Grab your tickets now for what will definitely be an insanely METAL show!!

A store owner in Lake Arrowhead, CA was shot and killed because some pathetic asshole didn't like that she hung a Pride flag outside. This is horrifying. abc7.com/lake-arrowhead…

A 4.0 magnitude earthquake occurred 3.11mi ESE of Ojai, California. Details: eqbot.com/1Yj Map: eqbot.com/1Yw

A moderate earthquake just occurred near #Ojai CA. There is NO Tsunami threat for southern California. Again, a Tsunami is NOT expected. #cawx

Once more for the folks in the back -- stuff is getting nasty.

One of the things on the most proud of in my life! hahahahaha