hey wanna go to spirit halloween then go watch hocus pocus in our pajamas and order an xl pizza

my toxic trait is detachment. i grew up distant so it's easy for me to lose interest and cut ties. i could miss the shit out you but never talk to or speak on you again

This why I got zero respect for dead beats

criston cole you will always be hated by me

how tf is crispin cole not executed after punching the future king consort and creating a mess in front of the king and not to mention k!lling someone 🫤

Having a lovey dovey man is TOP TIER. I don’t want a man that acts like he don’t care!

my 3 personalities: 1. yapping too much 2. doesn't yap at all 3. talks to myself

i think it’s worse when someone knows u very well and still treats u wrong

WHEN????

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

i take the responsibility of being in someone’s close friends very seriously. idc if u not spilling tea… im not telling a single soul you had that grilled cheese for lunch. FBI couldn’t waterboard it out of me

Holy memory UNLOCKED. I can FEEL the texture of this tweet

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

“Crispon Cole” 💀💀💀💀

i'm forever jealous of people who are not sensitive, who don't take things seriously, who don't panic, who know how to ignore, who don't waste their time in overthinking, who don't have attachment issues, these people are the most blessed ones whom i always envy

Only 60 days until Halloween

my toxic trait is that i don't feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done

Not forcing anyone to give effort. Yall are how you are. ☺️

And really the way I hate men collectively, I should’ve turned lesbian 😂👀

Seems a bit rushed but congratulations to them.