Winnipeg's mayoral election reporting:

I don’t think Radio Shack ever died. I think it just switch from the dad market to moms and renamed themselves Michaels. Why else would both want such oddly personal information when you’re just trying to buy the pieces to something that would be cheaper to buy whole?

I always assumed it would be the trolls that killed Twitter, I just thought it was take more than one.

We are Elon, for we are petty. - @EL0N_MUSKRAT

Even Twitter can’t figure out what Elon Musk is doing.

I’ve never witness a more satisfying ratio than Greta Thunberg vs. the embodiment of a edgy teenage boy’s bedroom that is Andrew Tate

Is #smalldickenergy carbon neutral? If so, maybe there’s still a future for Andrew Tate. 🤣

Did I remember to take my anti-anxiety meds today? Only the night terrors will tell.

I don’t want to post to Twitter anymore. But where else can I admit that I know so little about sports that, at a glance, I misread the #bucciovertimechallenge as the #BuscemiOverTimeChallenge?

Today I learned you can only die on Twitter.

Congrats, King Chuck.

I thought there were alt-right folks screaming about the end times when I saw #FALSEGOD was trending with #HOLYLAND.

Hunbots, are you tired of you man refusing to your #MLM because it’s for girls? Introducing #Crypto, the #MLM for him!

Yeah, that checks out. “Thanks to Elon: Proud Boys.”

WINNIPEG - There is a round dance and march happening TODAY at 2pm at Portage & Main in solidarity with the Harris and Myran families in their effort to #SearchTheLandfills! Please come out and share if you can!