men still worrying about body counts astounds me. aww is widdle boy worried he don't do sex so good compared to udder guys??? you've been watching porn since you we're eleven. grow up

you changed everything.

if you know you’re a star then you should act like one

What a catastrophic event.

thankful for my friends.

it's my birthday 🎉

Cats wearing tiny sweaters.

leopards don't change their spots.

Heavy on the "I love you back"

🍂🍃

Hello?

Was going to send an SOS tweet but my friends came and found me. No longer drowning, just beaten and bruised. They do really good wound care. Sorry to disappear for a week.