Brand new comedy special "Diane Spencer Slid off the Turkey" now LIVE on YouTube! Enjoy: youtu.be/qHjI712IYyc

This aerial shot of celebrations in Buenos Aires after Argentina's World Cup win 🇦🇷🔥 (via ALE PETRA)

It's annoying enough when mobile and food companies try to sound cool, but this? OK, Thames Water 💧, I'll boss it. Shit in one more river and you're fucking fired.

New Year Comedy in #westmalling with Dominic Holland and so much more. Just £15. seats still available. Link in bio. #comedyinkent #spidermansdad #comedy #thewheatsheaf

I'm taking a holiday from Twitter. 👋

Asking for a friend (Jake Hill ) but is Michael Masi adjudicating the #BTCC at Donington Park this weekend?

Dealers across the UK today getting the emergency alert test today 🤣😂 #emergencyalert #comedy

Huge if true

Tomorrow night, I'll be in Norwich with Red Card Comedy performing with my wonderful husband Kevin Shepherd , then at #Epsom on 29th I'll be at the Playhouse with the hilarious Matt Stellingwerf Rudi Lickwood and Mike McClean TheComedyClub Tickets: dianespencer.tv/gigs/

New follower notification.... probably another bot...soon all my followers will be bots...what Perry McCarthy !!!!! I've just won twitter.

Tonight The Stand Glasgow! Two reprobates make revolting jokes about being married. Marriage is not a joke unless you make a comedy routine out of it. Kevin Shepherd #comedyglasgow

The Edinburgh comedy awards still have no sponsor. Just take the £200k it takes to run, split it between the 3000 comedy shows. £66.66* per show is nothing to someone who's already spent £4k on accommodation. *Similarities to the number of the beast are purely coincidental.

This weekend I am in Edinburgh The Stand with my beautiful husband Kevin Shepherd and the wonderful Bruce Devlin 🤩🥳🥳🥳 please join us!

Travelling from Warsaw to Southampton, from filmset to gig 💖✨ I am very grateful for my life 🙏 Tickets to new show! ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/…

Help me sell out the Live Filming of my 10th comedy show 🚀 with brilliant Sarah Iles & wonderful Kevin Shepherd hosting, it's going to be a dazzling, laugh-out-loud night!! 🥳✨ Backyard Bar Backyard Comedy Club 🎟️ backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/diane-sp… #comedy

My 10th standup comedy show full of smutty jokes, grand delusions and homemade fudge. 🎥⭐ This Sunday we film it! if you can come... Come! #taketheshot Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green. Doors 6.30pm, show starts 7.30pm 😀⭐🎥 Tickets: ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/…

Hello lovely people! On 6th Dec, 7pm GMT my brand new comedy special "Sweet & Sore" will go live on YouTube! Please subscribe if you haven't. youtu.be/EjfGNyFVhM0 Filmed live Backyard Bar Thank you Q&T Management, Sarah Iles & Kevin Shepherd Photo Roj Whitelock

Hello dear - tomorrow night, 8pm, I'm doing a live stream chatting about hormonal crowds, people eating during my set & I share "helpful" advice I never asked for :D Subscribe & join in <3 Diane Spencer [LIVE] Momentum Episode 2 youtube.com/live/IsKdnCYHs…

Much of our prosperity in the UK is owed to people in rural sheds who designed and made things. We’re good at it. Whats odd here is not that the govt have legislated against Lister, Ginetta, Caterham etc. They appear more to have forgotten they exist. 😳

I know F1 takes balls, but Isack Hadjar must have nuts the size of space hoppers.