I feel bad for the cattle ranchers that were smart enough to know supporting Trump would not end well, but these guys 👇🏻 almost choked on Trump’s pinky sized tool with their glowing support for the One Big Beautiful Bill.

My reaction when someone tells me to stop talking about the Epstein files.

When I see Republicans attacking ranchers and defending SNAP benefits I'm left wondering why we need Democrats

Government is shut down because Republicans offered to increase spending but Democrats want to spend even more. Republicans: Continue Biden budget from last year plus increased spending already approved in BBB. Democrats: Demand even more spending than during Biden. Me: Cut 1%

We’ve surpassed $38T in debt, and we’re still no closer to balancing the budget. Instead, Republicans want to add another $2T in deficit spending, while Democrats want to add $3T. Where does it end?

The smoke 💨 is rolling…Proceed youtu.be/3Lo6iT7e080?si…

Reagan was not perfect, but he wasn't an effeminate bitch that cries everyday because someone hurt his feelings by not bowing to pay homage to his tiny penis. youtube.com/shorts/XTNCNB0…

Throwback to when Trump prophesied about his ineptitude as a leader.

Farmers are hurting. Inflation is squeezing every worker. And tariffs are making it worse. We can’t print enough money to paper over bad policy.

I have some very sad and very braking news Many people are reporting that our good friend Catturd ™ was ejected from Golden Corral tonight for elbowing an 11 year old girl out of the way so he could get to the front of the line for the ice cream machine #CatturdFacts

Oilfield Rando Maybe, but if you don’t care about elderly and children going without food, what about the residents of Springfield, Ohio? While Trump is deploying a domestic military to major cities under the guise of “deportation” thousands of Sulemon are there and they’re gonna get hungry.

Chainsaw Charlie Stevie J. West I would never ask. My wife and I have been married for over two decades. We probably could add a dozen pages to the Kama Sutra. Whereas date rape for you is when one hand holds the other down. A threesome for you is when you have a pair of tweezers in each hand.

#CockwombleKillingSpree

And I stand with Thomas Massie.

“Fat old man wearing orange makeup, poorly danced to song about anonymous homosexual hookups.” Fixed it!

You got your pardon, princess. You can stop now.

Poor Christine, the truth was more than her little MAGA brain could bear, so she walked away after losing a simple debate. Just another example of MAGA being soft as baby shit.

And Kirk is buried now so many of you can stop this sudden softness and embracing of one of the biggest fraud orgs that have made millions upon millions off of their grifting. The poor man is murdered and suddenly everyone slaps on blinders and pretends his politics were the

As the lines blur even further between MAGA and liberal Democrats, I’d like to offer a solution. If you don’t like our Constitution, feel free to pack your shit and get the hell out. We now have MAGA crying over food stamps as hard as the pussy hat liberals.