Dawn by Emily Dickinson But Like Italy (For The Birds) Page Preview Emily put what in who? Middle finger her, ya know for evidence. Oh don’t give me that crap, you know dang well I’m too busy to do her myself.

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley But Literally Nazi Germany; You Disgust Me (The Classics) Page Preview Find (angel) & Replace (Germany) Find (malignant devil) & Replace (Hitler) Not a Nazi sympathizer, those guys suck. Still they, not the Jews, will tell you such.

Aesop’s Fables; The Hare and the Tortoise But Cut The Crap (For The Kids) Page Preview I’m too young to tell fables. I just want to tell fables. Is it a crime to tell fables when not as old as dirt?

Letter to Jean-Baptiste Le Roy by Benjamin Franklin But What A Thief (To The People) Page Preview Death, taxes and you know what I don’t care for that joke. Especially after I figured out that Franky stole the credit, you know I suspect he didn’t even offer cash to Chrissy.