I’m always thinking about this at least a little bit

I did a No Food Delivery November which went well except I’m breaking it a day early

I will be listening to my stomp and holler playlist, making butternut squash soup, and using the scraps to make vegetable stock like the caricature of a person I have become

Babe, don't forget to put the biblically accurate angel atop the tree

Someone going in the bathroom stall next to me when there are other empty stalls will be Larry David origin story

Another nepo baby (her dad is Edgar Allan).

Merry Xmas 🐥🐣. Things Come & Go But Mostly im Cool

My relationship? Rock solid. The impending earthquake, ground shattering argument that could end it all? Google Maps vs Apple Maps.

So I’m watching Lord of the Rings for the first time and I cannot believe people aren’t talking about the heroic talking trees more. I personally wont be shutting up about them for a while.

It’s very hard to save money when I deserve to get a cheeseburger delivered to me every day

Cosplaying as Beyoncé

jasper when he’s around bella:

New Painting! “Starry Waffles” 16” x 20” acrylic on canvas

As an adult whose age rounds up to 30, I have spent a lot of time today texting about Taylor Swift and a concert I did not attend

Currently singing Backstreet Boys with my Uber driver and it’s…kind of the perfect Friday night

Paramount+ Announces It Will Release All 432 Episodes Of ‘Frasier’ Reboot At Once bit.ly/3PT0Z3Z

I love this dog and she loves me