I was about to start and suddenly I felt my consciousness slipping away; but as the good barber I am, I pushed through. Unfortunately my eyes closed for a bit too long and I made a minor mistake…

// staring out the window with their wired earbuds in i'm ctfu nonchalant king

++ azul mun is making animal(?) noises

// sheldon mun airing out my business as if they weren't the one who put on a cat paw and started pawing at me shit was RIDICULOUSSSS

[BARBER EVENT ENDED] I had offered the headmage a haircut and he told me to “surprise him”. Since he often worries about getting gray hairs; I decided that going bald would be the perfect fit for him. He seemed quite pleased, even telling me I no longer needed to be a barber!

++ muse vs mun, who’s walking out of the room crying(trick question, it’s both of us)

People keep calling me a Labubu, stop this nonsense immediately. I do not look like a Labubu.

My mother is making me go but I suppose Noble Bell College seems quite nice.

++ all within 100 pulls good golly

HEKP ME I’M STUCK IN A LOCKER

//hyperfixating on your own ocs is not for the weak lord put me down

No.

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

Fun Fact: The human body can dissolve a razor blade; the stomach has a highly acidic environment which corrodes metal over time.

Noble Bell College is a very lovely school, I believe I may have to transfer here.

Deuce Spade just collapsed?

Na na na na na gnarly na na na na na gnarly na na na na na gnarly everything’s gnarly

Looking at sheldons acownt is so boring 😒