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You know you’ve made it when your middle school bully comments on your graduation post lmaooooo

Nothing screams midwest upbringing more than hearing the tornado sirens, having a millisecond of panic, then remembering its Wednesday and carrying on with the day

THREE YEARS LATER AND THIS IS NOT A FUNNY JOKE, SHEA

It would be the French running around slapping world leaders in the face. I love it

#lawtwitter vm.tiktok.com/ZMd8sTXyP/

I (barely a millennial) had to explain to my little sister (barely gen z) who Bo Burnham was and hahahah yeah, I am not feeling good

I have three degrees and I still can’t spell basic words. Frickin yikes

i am a purchase money security interest for consumer goods because i am automatically perfect

how's bar prep going? well, I'm listening to the same song by the Smiths on repeat so I'd say not doin great

Is it like a rule that all dads have to watch TV at max volume??? He’s already made me turn subtitles on but the volumes stays on max

I PASSED THE BAR EXAM!!!!!

Nothing makes me wrap up my 1am tik tok scrolling like a video of a man explaining literally anything

Does anyone know what they’re doing in their professional lives?!?!?! Like ever???????

Sometimes when people ask me a question all my brain produces is the dial up internet sound

Should I put a disco ball in my office yes or yes

I never knew how many random pieces of plastic I have until my cat started fucking with literally all of them

Really Häagen-Dazs 😡😡 not cool