Looking into blank innocent eyes of a creature who couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying? Basically another day at the office.

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It's not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?!

In bladder voiding, as in real estate, it's location, location, location.

Did Alexander Fleming moonlight as a hairdresser? "Thanks for discovering penicillin -- now how about we try a bouffant?"

Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions, an opportunity to consider important issues of the day?

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Engineering is merely the slow, younger brother of physics.

Bazinga!

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my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen for my griffin

There there, everything is going to be fine... Sheldon's here!

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I believe that we just killed the dragon, I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.

Oh, damn! The floppy failed.

I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'.

Do those sound like castanets to you?

Engineering, where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream