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1-0 v Salford ✅ 1-0 v MK Dons ✅ 1-0 v Chesterfield ✅ 1-1 v Fleetwood 🤝 4-2 v Tranmere ✅ 3-1 v Accrington ✅ 2-1 v Bristol Rovers ✅ It’s now 19 points from the last 21 available for Walsall. 🔝 #Saddlers #EFL

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£532,000 to rebrand this logo  That’s what the govt. spent. £532k to move a dot up and change one colour  The U.K is falling apart, we are taxed to oblivion, and half a mil is wasted on this This is FIFTEEN nurses salaries for an entire year for a job A.I could have done in 30

I see ITV Football ITV Sport aren't bothering again with a highlights show this weekend as it's international weekend and the Championship aren't playing. The EFL should be complaining about this as it's not good enough to ignore Leagues One and Two.

I’ve been to a few TGI Fridays in and around the UK now and every single one is dire. The food is ok, but the service is absolutely dire. Staff look unmotivated and overworked. Decided I’ll only go in the US now where they get things right.

Wasn’t it The Who that sang something along the lines of new boss, same as the old boss…

Imagine if a bloke spoke about a woman on a talent show the way Shirley Ballas spoke about Harry. Sexualising him like there’s no tomorrow. BBC Strictly ✨

Let’s get this right. So Angela Rayner votes against MPs receiving severance pay-offs in dodgy circumstances. Then she fiddles her stamp duty and gets fired. Presumably she doesn’t take the payoff? Wrong. Today she picked up £17,000. No wonder we hate politicians.

‘Don’t worry, if you decide to live on benefits you get a 4% increase … how does that make sense?!’ Nick Ferrari is baffled by Chancellor Rachel Reeves' handling of the UK economy.

Chancellor Rachel Reeves has revealed a bigger-than-expected £20bn hole in public finances, declaring “This is due entirely to the financial incompetence of the last 14 months … sorry, I mean years”

ABSOLUTELY desperate stuff from a Chancellor who has blown up the economy. A year and a half in, the state we are in is on HER.

Update: She lied.

So David Lammy knew of another mistakingly released prisoner but when questioned on it in parliament lied about it? Surely that is misleading parliament?

Labour should stick to manifesto pledge on tax, deputy leader says bbc.in/4hLeSyJ

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How can the government regain the public's trust? Last year, Trevor Phillips spoke Rachel Reeves who said she would not raise taxes. A year later, taxes are expected to rise in the Chancellor's November budget. trib.al/kdXA2Dr 📺 Sky 501

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UK unemployment rose to 5 per cent in the three months to September, from 4.8 per cent in the previous quarter — highest level since the pandemic. Number of payroll employees fell by 32,000 in October to 30.3 million. Over the year payrolls have contracted by 180,000. So that’s

During the election Labour claimed abolishing 2 child benefit cap was unaffordable. Labour also said they wouldn’t raise taxes. Now they are raising taxes to pay to abolish the 2 child benefit cap. The British people were sold a lie.