I learned this lesson the hard way. 🧵 When I was 19, I was homeless. I was with some friends at a grocery store, and was standing in the cashier's line to pay and taking a couple bites from the donut I had in my hand, when an old man grabbed my arm and wouldn't let go.

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

Timothéss of Chalamendeley

…when I was a legal intern I caught a Partner sleeping with a Senior Associate and the firm had me deposed to ensure I wouldn’t sue them for sexual harassment. The partner got fired and was recently my opposing counsel, 8 years later.

My only issue with gender neutral bathrooms is motherfuckin penis users who won’t put the seat down

If you can be a felon and be president, they need to remove felon off of all job applications, rental applications, and professional certifications. If the highest position in the land can be taken by a felon, all positions should follow suit.

She was very specific. "I want Aemond Targaryen". It was her ONLY line all episode. Yet they killed who? Male instacart shoppers will never beat the allegations now

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

what if biden announces he wants Kamala to take over but then with his dying breath he tells his wife it should be Hunter and also there are dragons

Voting for a President in America be like "choose one"

What's even the point of fascism if you can't make the trains run on time

same energy

ALWAYS👏ASK👏POTENTIAL👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏

Seasmoke was like… #HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

It’s a literary parallel to Hamlet’s Ophelia ya dunces. A depiction of depression, hopelessness, and the search for inner peace in moments of deep desperation.

On today’s show, Ross Bolen and Barrett Dudley digest the season 2 finale of “House of the Dragon” — The Queen Who Ever Was. #HouseoftheDragon Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oys… Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7o3qqZ…

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

why does nobody in the republican party know how to match a foundation undertone