not me watching Cocaine Cowboys, trying to figure out if there’s any reference to my step dad 🙃

someone associated with the docuseries liking this tweet has me feeling some kind of way 😂

friendly reminder

people: you only ever post one of your cats, why? this orange bastard the second the camera comes out:

witchy tippy ✨

hetero couples who dress as gender swapped anything are the most boring and need to leave this holiday to the people it belongs to - the girls and the gays

y’all, Ariana wrote a whole ass song about Pete’s dick. quit acting surprised when he pulls these women.

stoked for my sleep paralysis demon to have some new material

thanks, Sonic.

Therapist: you seem to project immense confidence to make up for the fact that you feel unlovable or undeserving Leo: I’m contacting my lawyers

wearing skinny jeans to get mimosas because I can’t find my ID

what a night halsey 🌸 at Red Rocks Park & Amphitheatre 🥰