If I was Rihanna y’all wouldn’t be getting shit else from me. No album, no baby pics, nothing.

I couldn’t be on The Ultimatum, first btch to say she sees a future with my man

Johnny Depp’s reaction to the court finally getting to hear the audio tape in which Amber Heard admits to abusing him. #JusticeforJohnnyDepp

So many podcasts are just listening to regular people ramble about absolutely nothing and I don’t understand why so many people enjoy it 😭

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

I think my biggest achievement is getting comfortable with the fact that everyone’s life moves at different paces and being perfectly content with that.

Just considering banning condoms is crazy. Like stds don’t exist???

How did an 18 year old living with his grandmother have 2 BRAND NEW Daniel Defense AR15 rifles, worth almost $5000, plus ammo, plus optics body armor AND a $70,000 F250 pick-up?

The fact that married women couldn’t get a credit in their own names until 1974 and the divorce rate started to sky rocket a decade later is not a coincidence.

i’d trust my kids around a drag queen before a preacher or politician. dead ass.

The Danger of Minimalist Design (& the death of detail) A short thread...

Making abortion a felony when most states don’t allow felons to vote is effectively reversing the 19th Amendment.

The rudest person you have ever met is in school to be a nurse right now

this might sound cynical but i’ve always wondered why no billionaire has singlehandedly funded the halting/reversal of climate change solely for the sake of satisfying their narcissism by being able to say they literally saved the entire human race

i’m watching perfect match and nick and francesca were just this meme on the first night