Stop whining. Start working. You’re asking why aren’t my balls being crushed by the heel of a sadistic goth girl? I’m asking why haven’t you earned it.

Got the opps walking on eggshells way my bird flu

Every TikTok creator who got payed $10 to shill some temu hairspray is currently studying January 6th footage.

Having to see Elon Musk bouncing on Republican cock on my timeline is cruel and unusual.

Donald Trump just spent his presser about a fucking plane crash dissing Pete Buttigieg shit is actually comedy.

The people hating on Jey Uso winning the rumble would have HATED Steve Austin.

It’s hard to have an honest conversation on this app when one half of its users are Russian nazi bots and the other half are too busy fantasizing about dating a vampire girl with boobs so big she physically can’t bite your neck.