scrolling all the way back down on my tinder matches and messaging everyone "are u mad at me"

plunging towards bethlehem

to the woman barfing uncontrollably in the next stall— listen i love you 7/11 hotdog is coming

in the water wars, will there also be zines? there will be zines, about the water wars

running list of shows i haven't been able to finish before the relationship ended: the bear, true detective, the curse

on hinge, looking for: boy with a24 tramp stamp

three body problem

be honest: have u been sending ur nyt mini time to other bitches??

summer is for doing stuff, winter is for writing bout it!!! if ur writing in the summer ur doing it wrong

"He liked how she stopped talking when they danced. It took a lot out of him to decode her words through her accent, so the silence gave him time to relax, regain his energy." —from 'Creep' by Sheena Raza Faisal (sheena) joylandmagazine.com/fiction/creep/

producers of love island USA really changed the whole game with this season. these challenges are WACKY

30 rock

bravest gf ever award goes to me for watching gladiator 2 at my bf’s family house and not complaining about the motion smoothing (more than once)

my most toxic (dummy) trait is when a bartender says “another of the same?” I feel like it’s on the house