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i'd be extra scared if a break-in occurred while i was in the shower and the burglar saw me in there, fully clothed and eatin my soup

I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.

But seriously. Have Netflix marriages been legalized yet? Cuz I'm ready for the next step #alwaysthereforme #depenablelover

The colourful box of wonder gifted me only a single banana on Mario Kart despite me being in 4th #FirstWorldProblems

So glad my friends are all back. SNL.Modern Family.New Girl.The Voice. The gang is all here👯

I've been waiting 25 years to be picked first for Dodgeball.

As I'm on Insta. Bo reminds me..shelby break is over.. I guess it's time to get back to Spider-Man Lego time. #nannylife

But. Why isn't there a donut delivery service yet?

Got in my first fight in elementary. Had this kid pinned up against a wall just by a firm grip of his eyelid #dangstraight #dontmess

Literally surrounded my couples in love..I'm just over here like more ovaltine please. #putyourhandsintheayyya#ifyousatrueplaya

A true artist can color inside the lines with a dull crayon. #iamnotthatperson #myfridaynight

I feel bad for them sign flip.n.twisters when it's windy. I bet it adds a whole element of difficulty. As if their job wasn't hard enough

Oh..this is very hard to watch..it's like when Bob Costas had that eye infection at the O-lympics #bestline #thankyounewgirl

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