apple said go stros

JP3 + CORREA 💣 = ⚾️ ⚾️ #Astros

Yordan is simply 🔥 since his return. A man on a mission. #Astros

The new AirPods having live translation is gonna be a game changer in many ways. Interested to see how well they work before I buy them. It’s still important for people to learn other languages, though!

timely #Astros

That does not mean extra innings are acceptable

Because… of course #Astros

Or 10 😭😭😭

“You think you killed a movement? No, you woke us the fuck up.” - GregGutfeld

i just don’t have the heart to watch baseball tonight

Powerful. oldrowmizzou

One of the best things about being self-employed is that some afternoons I can clear my schedule, shut down, go hang out with my dad and watch baseball. He’s 78.

Turnabout is fair play.

Proud friend moment! My UT classmate, former roomie and all-around amazing friend Nicole Henrich wrote the screenplay for this new Netflix romcom out TODAY! Stream it, share it, tell your friends! 🤘🎦

Longhorn Nation! Tomorrow is going to be a hot one! Please make sure that you begin hydrating now, and continue drinking during and after the game! Here are all the locations you can find our free water stations on gameday!

ZACH COLE, ladies and gentlemen!!! Welcome to the show #Astros

Happy Gameday, #Longhorn friends! 🤘

So… if Sark were to relinquish play calling duties at this point, who would be able to do it? Is it too late?