Manifesting SA again. This time Cape Town 🕯️🕯️🕯️

Just posting fwaaaa for engagement 😭😭😭

Wearing sunglasses at a funeral without a car makes you look like you are the one who killed the deceased!😅🤣

Nitoe baba….. she really meant it 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

I knew this day would come.

Nikikumbuka kwa manifesto ya Ruto kulikuwa na “moms with new borns will receive diapers for the first three months” hasira inaongezeka 😭😭😭 let me do the right thing 😂😂😂

Makosa ilifanyika kidogo 😭😭😭

👏👏👏👏👏 steering kopokopo to the next level.

Ndio kutoka mjengo. Nani ameoga na nani? 😭😭😭

My car insurance is due na Nimesota 😭😭😭 adulting is just another level of messy

Sema

Another form of madness is hiding the face of your partner that we didn’t ask you to post. Grow up!!!

Huyo kanini atageuziwa ashangae 😂😂😂 huku X ni kama one night stand

Huko TikTok nimeona clip ya matanga flani marehemu anapigwa tackle mbaya. Watu wameamua kusema ukweli juu ya marehemu vile alipenda ohangla na alikuwa Malaya sugu bana 😂😂😂😂 Eeeey what has Ruto turned us into

Someone in your network might be needing this. Share widely

Wait, hii si ile gari ilikuwa inapatia goons pesa wakati wa maandamano?

Never interrupt your enemy when they are suffering.

Me when someone comes to me as a woman 🖕🖕

The latter 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

A man's survival depends on his ability to adapt....... Happy new week