Kylie Jenner at 21 vs me at 21

Hey kids.... as school starts and you go to the cafeteria for lunch and see someone sitting alone... Sit with them... Talk to them... Laugh with them... Introduce them to your friends... You know, all the things you’d like someone to do for you if you were sitting alone.

Patience is not the ability to wait, but how you act while you’re waiting

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

"You are never alone or helpless. The force that guides the stars guides you too."

People who wear their shoes inside the house make me so uncomfortable

just when ya thought Bradley Cooper couldn't get any hotter... a star is born 😍

only 60 more days till we are exploring the Caribbean💓Jordan Pade

Can’t believe he’s actually trusting her around water again smh

ok grandma

does anyone go to subway & not order lettuce as their first topping....?

the fact that I got a B in stats just goes to show that miracles do happen

anyone else's boyfriend eat the chocolate THEY got YOU for valentine's day?

Thank you Vogue Magazine for featuring me and my Tommy Hilfiger suit in your March issue✨ (outtakes added) 📷 micaiah carter #TommyxZendaya

"I feel as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool"

“You can’t make positive by doing negative”

Why does Tim Hortons: 1. Ask what kind of bun I want if they’re going to give me the opposite of what I asked for. 2. Give me a knife to spread the butter on the wrong bun, yet don’t give me butter. every dang time

my bf just sent me this video of his brother’s house getting “ding dong ditched.” My, how the times have changed - i’m DEAD