The motherfuckin bestseller list obviously

"Maybe there was a party at the zoo and a monkey fucked a fish?" is one of the greatest lines in cinema history

埼玉とはこう言う所だ。

Stepping away for a bit because everyone is processing their eMusk feelings which is understandable but also really, really annoying. Will I be back? Who knows. There's no plan. There never was. Just remember that a platform won't love you back, but a story absolutely will.

Trying to explain to the TSA that the open wound on my chest and the impossible gore staircase descending into my body is the result of a witch's curse and not a secret drug chamber

This website is simply absurd

Help help I tied my entire social and professional existence online to a single social media platform with no backup plan despite 2 decades of history suggesting this is a very bad idea and now I don't know what to do please save me nobody could have foreseen this 🤡

Tell me where to find your other social media accounts (besides Facebook)

Cast of Wonders 515: Little Wonders 36 – Halloween with stories by Christopher Hawkins (Updates only) Nosfera2: Electric Boogaloo narrated by Lisa Hicks and Alex Hofelich produced by Jeremy Carter 🦄 and hosted by @chimeracupkeyk CW: Body horror, clowns, lack of acceptance castofwonders.org/2022/11/cast-o…

Reactionary? Overcompensating? Sensible nuclear preparation? All the above? Whatever: TENEBROUS has taken its Discord public! For now it's a town square to BS about Horror publishing, film, music, comics; but it will be whatever we all choose to make it. discord.gg/9K8tKeT9

I'm a bit late here but I've noticed that the only option on my ballot for RTD director - district L is a write-in. So if you live in a part of Colorado where this is on your ballot too, go ahead and write me in for this one. I promise I'm qualified.

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