That feeling when you get the ratios in your smoothie juuuuust right.

ok but I'm planning to have my next keg party at Shopper's Drug Mart

Deodorant companies trying to figure out how to sell more deodorant... "...what if we tell people they need to put it on their *whole bodies* now?"

I think there's a Stompin' Tom song about this.

one fun thing about democrats is that we can play good music without getting cease and desist orders

GET 👏 PERMISSION 👏 TO 👏 USE 👏 MUSIC 👏 AT 👏 POLITICAL 👏 RALLIES 👏

I'm playing in #Stratford on Friday night! Start your long weekend with live music. BeaconHerald

Is buying Oasis tickets for a concert that's a year away an Act of Hope?

my fridge: "you recording again? or is this just a regular Toronto power outage?" #DarkTO

One of the joys of moving to Toronto in the early aughts was getting to experience standing in the open window for a Sarah McLachlan Intimate & Interactive. Loved those days of street-facing music TV.

This is totally my move

Always happy to hear new episodes of MORTIFIED . Wondering if there has ever been an event where two people who had crushes on each other as teens each read from their diaries where they (unknowingly) wrote about each other??

The irony in this Air Canada debacle is that even if you take advantage of the offer to reschedule, even if the work stoppage never happens, any flight can be cancelled at any time with no warning, no compensation, and no assistance to rebook you. How did we let it get this far?

We talk about how hard it is to get the ketchup out of the bottle, but what about getting the cap off a bottle of maple syrup?

We're still talking about CERB? An emergency benefit program that ended 4 years ago? I love how everyone who claims we wouldn't have needed CERB if the government just let businesses operate as usual doesn't realize that businesses can't operate if everyone there is sick/dead.

BirdResQR 🦉🐾🦝 ice cream to head ratio should always be 1:1

If the audiences for your festival/concert series/music conference are aging and you can't figure out how to bring in more young people - try making it FREE. Radical, I know. You're gonna need other revenue sources. But try it. I dare ya.

If all you did today was wrestle the summer's A/C unit out of a stubborn window, be proud, for you have slayed a dragon.

This is 100% to give his construction buddies a few more contracts, with the added bonus of angering the city he hates the most. Where are you, "my taxpayer dollars!!!" conservatives when stuff like this happens, hmmm?

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