Finally got round to checking in ✈️

Nearly ironed. I’ve changed.

Never been so organised.

Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness.

I mean, last night was a lot of fun but today has been a complete write-off 😭

There’s no more snot, surely? 🤒

Came here to find out if Facebook is down? Same posts in my feed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is this a record? Bags packed and not flying until 18:20 tomorrow. Who even am I?

#HappyEaster #happyeaster2024

Everyone bumming off the northern lights.

Alcazar 💙

Proper thrown out by the days this week.

😱

Benidorm booked ✅

#amywinehouse 13 years today! RIP.

How have I gone from winning a couple of times a month on #setforlife to winning nothing at all in four months 😭 The National Lottery

Fair enough

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Celia repeating that banchee wail 😂😂 #CelebrityTraitors #celebritytraitorsUK

Watching #SecretGenius How is Susie Dent 61 years of age? I’d have said 50 max.