Sometimes something you’ve listened to hundreds of times just hits differently….

You’ll never find your way out of the woods if you repeatedly keep backtracking to all the old ground you’ve already been to 🧭🧭🌳🌳

Surrounded by chaos,hundred&1 things to do,a time limit&problems left right&centre😵‍💫Overwhelmed&head going to explode&that’s the point a switch goes off&I do what I do best.. Take control,Organise,precision planning&Get on with it !

I’m guessing either the local police or a serial killer 🙄🙄

Keep that fire burning 🔥 And if you’re struggling to light it yourself let someone light it for you 🙏

That’s why genuine people like me and fake fuckers hate me… A win win as far as I’m concerned 👍👍

Always got told this😏 Them: “ Be nice and behave “ Me: “ FFS I’m a grown adult and I’m always nice and honest “ Them: “ Exactly! Too honest “ 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Just saw a profile tweeting about keep going&fight for it, Then the very next tweet saying leave & go far away. Some poor fucker is seeing that & pulling their hair out while screaming at the screen “ So which one is it ?? “ 😵‍💫😵‍💫😂😂😂

Really need some good film suggestions on Amazon video. No chick flicks No romantic crap No tear jerker Yes to action or thrillers Don’t mind a bit cheesy Like military/special forces/government spooks Deffo like assassin films 👍

Aquarius of course it’s demon 😈😂😂😂😂

See I may be brutally honest with people but I’m always kind 🙏

Never has the title “ Long Haired General “ been so apt ! Planned, Organised, Coordinated the chaos and turned it into Cohesive, Structured, Methodical, Precise stress free Order💪 I surprise myself sometimes with the level of organisational skills I have😱

Myself and Irish Ranger (Sevvy) are 💯 the same on here as we are in the real world. That being said it shouldn’t take much imagination to visualise what our daily life is like at home !! It’s utter madness bordering on insanity and consistently funny as fuck 😂

I was about to call Irish Ranger (Sevvy) all the names under the sun for tripping over his shoes for the millionth time🤨 I got to the doorway glanced back & it was my shoes🫣Spun round like a Tasmanian Devil & avoided having to say “I was wrong” pheww

FFS talk about jinxing yourself 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Just went arse over tit tripping on Irish Ranger (Sevvy) fucking trainers 🤬🤬 I’ll be finding an appropriate place to put them just as soon as he bends over !!

Does anyone else have a spiteful, bitter jealous Alexa ? She responds to Irish Ranger (Sevvy) instantly but totally ignores me or backchats. Genuinely had a row with her earlier as she kept interrupting me then had the cheek to imply I was thick .. Bitch !!

Saw this tweet on the homepage👇 “ Post the last photo of your pet on your phone “ I was going to join in on the thread but I thought posting a picture of an Urn filled with my cats ashes wouldn’t have the same “ Cute factor “ as the others 🤔🤔

Lovely few days away seeing my daughters❤️Lots of hugs,laughter,fun,& precious time together.Binged on Netflix & got waited on🙏Yet I was missing feeling irritated&stabby.Then Irish Ranger (Sevvy) came&picked me up&within 5 mins the “Stabby” feeling was back 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

Anyone else freezing their tits off this evening ?? 🥶🥶

Ok so I was just doing a bit of shopping online & was scrolling through “ Outfits “. Now I’m all for a bit of role play & freaky stuff BUT WTAF ! “Oh darling I’m feeling a bit horny go put on the Laa Laa teletubbies outfit for me “ 😳😳😳