Everyone knows of Hercules and Achilles, but that Greek hero with a talent for always being right, Technicles, never gets his due.

No true Princess would ever date a dirsty disgusting Italian

Zack Snyders mothers name is also Martha

NY Post: Boomin’ Bust! Sydney’s assets swell American Eagle’s coffers

I have a friend in my Community that goes to the college who’s 6’2”. On track to be a lawyer at a top notch firm. Created a study group for their insanely difficult Spanish class. Undisputed leader of the group. But can’t get a girlfriend. What’s wrong with kids these days?

Weirdos: “That Sydney Sweeney ad was a Nazi dog whistle!” Me:

POV it hasn’t rained in a month and you told the priest they cannot sacrifice your son to bring back the rain

Hey Grok who’s the most attractive person to visit my profile

Totally ruins it when a fantasy story is revealed to take place on a named planet. Now it's "in space", making it sci fi

What my FiL says when he sees the hickey on my wife’s neck:

“Puddin, your difficulties are forcing me to provide a lot of unpaid emotional labor, which is not equitable and needs to be rectified NLT Q4”

Imagine mocking Amerikkkans for needing A/C in the morning then right swiping some frog that has A/C profile pic in the evening

Trump cut the FBIs psyop budget

“CRIKEY!”