me every time we have to pick a new paint colour for the house:

I’m telling you, if he bought me a collection of pastel-coloured tights, I’d be giddy. Have you seen the price of tights?!

#Mammoth is one of those brilliant bits of comedy that has so much impact for such little airtime. Some shows push on for years and can’t get as many big laughs. Pure joy. Also, props to the wardrobe department for some outfit corkers - those orange flares are lush. Mike Bubbins

“The jubremony at the library. Tremony at remony at the library”

Some of the most beautiful wordsmithery I’ve ever encountered. The original Tortured Poet.

I’ve had to resort to secret car rendezvous with the neighbourhood cat to get my purr fix. Listen to this stuff, man.

Try telling me that isn’t the most satisfying thing you’ve ever heard.

A fun way to spend your Saturday morning. Turns out I’d make an exceptionally average palaeontologist, misidentifying almost all of those. Apart from the hornbill, that one felt a bit too easy.