When I’m back from vacation I’ll publish some data on how Hyperliquid managed to scoop up a tonne of Fartcoin in such a short period of time. The arms race to accumulate as much supply of the ONLY token normies want to trade is officially on.

It’s next week and indeed I’m rich again. Gfartcoin, Gbitcoin Hyperliquid

Buy some fartcoin and bitcoin, log off for the summer and return richer. It really be that simple.

Borrow against your FARTCOIN, natively on Kamino💨 Now over $600k borrowed in the Fartcoin💨 Isolated Market

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will now allow buyers to secure mortgages with crypto. Just bought my first house everyone 🥳🫂

Just finished reading 1,200 pages of mortgage-backed fartcoin derivatives

How do you activate the Fartcoin airdrop? Pull my finger.