The year is 2010 and the world is engaged in a war between The Preps and The Emos

A billionaire realizing he lives in echo chambers is a modern day Plato's cave exit

Facebookians are really out here angry reacting to .02 increases in gas prices.

Having 10 ants crawling in your pants is bad. But do you know what's worse? 11 ants.

How it feels when the homies are laughing at a YouTube video you found

Idling my car in a parking lot for half an hour like my ancestors before me did

Another hard fought Raptors loss

Coldplay used to make music for rainy drives. Now, they make music to increase my heart rate in the mall.

Welcome to Bluenotes everything is 90% off including the Aeropostale NASA shirts please fucking buy something... Ill be here if you need me.

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Dudes turn 20 then get unruly with the pepper shaker

Why travel to the USA when you can eat bad pancakes at a roadside corporate chain restaurant in Southern Ontario? #chooselocal

Kyle Gordon is the new Weird Al

Do not take financial grief from a generation that routinely saved up to buy porcelain figurines.

"So you have 36k in credit card debt and another 200k in unpaid student loans?" "Yes, Dave." "And you just spent $690 on soap called Sydney Sweeney's bathwater?" "That's correct, Dave."

How Stephen A Smith found out about the injury

Raptors free agency

This is the best baseball game I’ve ever seen

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