One is funny the other isn’t?

We’re so back

This is devastatingly sad. 💔

Quarter zip szn is so back

Not refilling the office Keurig water tank should be fireable, by law.

This you?

NFL football is on my TV screen. We made it.

This was the first time in my life I’ve audibly yelled during an episode of TV.

The Bear is not a comedy. I will die on this hill. #Emmys

The greatest feature ever has arrived

Fidelity valued Twitter at $12.5B in January. Richest man on earth doesn’t understand depreciation.

Woah, Enter Sandman live at Lane Stadium is going to be unbelievable.

PayPal probably paid an agency upwards of $1M for this.

Physically I’m in September, but #RedOctober is back! #RingTheBell

#RingTheBell

My team and I changed office locations on campus on Thursday afternoon, and today our name placards are already off our old doors. Take your PTO.

Need a brick wall to run through asap

Serious question: do all pilots get trained to talk the same?

“I live in a personal echo chamber, therefore I’ve not seen the thing the people I listen to want me to pretend isn’t being reported.”

The amount of unwanted, un-interacted with right wing content I see on this app despite clearly not being in that target demographic has forced my hand. I’m leaving. When Elon hits rock bottom and sells, I’ll reconsider.